Monday, 1 July 2013

Abducted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, 1951

 
 
 
 
 
Illustrator Al Feldstein was divinely inspired to paint this piece of pastafarian religious artwork for the cover of the July, 1951 issue of Weird Tales, decades before the Flying Spaghetti Monster was revealed to the rest of humanity. Truly, he is a prophet! A 2005 artist's replica of the painting sold at auction in 2008.

What's inside an elephant?

 
Sometimes, I get so jealous of British television. Apparently, there's a whole series over there called Inside Nature's Giants. It's basically a zoology dissection show, where scientists break down large, exotic animals in ways that help teach viewers about evolution, biology, and the science of animal locomotion.
John Hutchinson is an American zoologist who works as a professor of evolutionary biomechanics in the UK. He's one of the scientists who works behind the scenes on Inside Nature's Giants. He also blogs at What's in John's Freezer?  It's a great title and it gets right to the point: Hutchinson has a job that is centred around the frozen carcasses of all manner of strange (and usually rather large) creatures. His research is all about the evolution and mechanics of motion. He studies living animals, both through dissection and 3D modelling, and he tries to use that data to better understand how extinct animals—including dinosaurs—might have moved around.
It's fascinating stuff. And the photos are nigh-on mind blowing. Right now, at John Hutchinson's blog, you can see a collection of shots from dissections and CT scans done for Inside Nature's Giants—including the dissection of an elephant.
Because I know that some of you are delicate and it is almost lunchtime, I've opted to not post my favourite photo from that dissection on the main page. But you should check it out below the cut.
 
This photo is astounding. Partly, because it's biology at a scale that I'd not really thought much about before. I know elephants are huge. But until I looked at this image, it had not occurred to me just how equally huge their intestines would have to be.
Second, is it just me, or do these elephant intestines look, weirdly, like some kind of deconstructed modernist couch?

Former SETI director explains what will happen when extraterrestrials contact us

 
Just over 30 years ago this month, E.T., The Extra-Terrestrial hit the big screen and made everyone feel warm and fuzzy about aliens with E.T.’s sweetly urgent message about wanting to “phone home.”
This summer, Hollywood alien fare paints a far gloomier picture with a deadly alien monster in After Earth, a zombie invasion in World War Z, giant robots in Pacific Rim and more robot invaders in The World’s End.
But what do the experts really think?
We asked astronomer, Jill Tarter, the TED Prize–winning, former director of the world’s most ambitious search for alien life at the Centre for the Search for Extra-terrestrial Intelligence (SETI) Research, who we interviewed on "How to Find Extra-terrestrial Life" for our book on success, The Art of Doing. Tarter gave us SETI’s 9-point plan should there be an extra-terrestrial attempt of any kind to contact us:
 
  1. Open the champagne (currently a bottle of $10 Freixenet sitting in the observatory fridge).
  2. Verify our findings.
  3. Get independent confirmation from a qualified facility to make sure it’s not a hoax.
  4. Call the directors of all SETI-related observatories.
  5. Send out an official notice of discovery that goes to all the astronomical observatories of the world.
  6. Inform our major donors.
  7. Complete and immediately send for publication the scientific paper we’ve already prepared a template for.
  8. Alert our interpreters, astronomers designated to explain our findings to regional and local news media.
  9. Hold a press conference to announce the discovery to the world, because the signal isn’t being sent to our observatory in California, it’s being sent to planet Earth and planet Earth deserves to know about it.
“Carl Sagan envisioned such a moment as a circus springing up and surrounding the discovery site,” Tarter told us. "Stephen Hawking believes that firing back something immediately could get the whole neighbourhood destroyed and others believe that kind of attitude is rooted in paranoia. So our mandate is to wait for a calm and reasoned global consensus on what to say and how to say it. Then again, once a signal has been detected, anyone with a transmitter can get on the horn and shout back out whatever they want.”
Something else to consider, Tarter noted, was summed up in the words of a SETI facility director: “Honestly, I wouldn’t know whether to call for protection or port-a-potties.”

Duck with 3D-printed prosthetic foot




 
 
Buttercup is a duck who was born with a deformed foot. So the Feathered Angels Waterfowl Sanctuary and NovaCopy scanned and printed a copy of Buttercup's sister Minnie's foot! You can watch him walk for the first time wearing the prosthetic below. What a lucky duck

Portrait of a cow-sized, knobby-headed reptile

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This handsome devil is Bunostegos akokanensis, a large reptile that lived in northern Niger 266-252 million years ago. “Imagine a cow-sized, plant-eating reptile with a knobby skull and bony armor down its back,” writes University of Washington biologist Linda A. Tsuji. The image is an artist's rendering based on fossils recently unearthed by Tsuji and her colleagues.

Cancer patient's response to insurer who said, "No biopsy for you, you're going to die anyway"



Janet says, "Despite what the official statistics say, metastatic (stage IV) lung cancer is NOT an automatic death sentence. Newer therapies and personalized medicine now offer such patients months or even years of quality time to spend enjoying family, friends, hobbies, even travel and work. Yet insurance companies and doomsday doctors still tell many patients there's no point in pursuing further treatment. I'm an engineer, a writer, and a stage IV lung cancer patient, and I received a letter from my insurance company [ed: Blue Cross Blue Shield of Illinois] saying there was no need for me to have another biopsy because I was going to die anyway. This blog post is my response to that letter."

I was lucky to have enough slides from a 2011 biopsy to have the University of Colorado test my tumor for the relatively new ROS1 genetic mutation in my tumor tissue. Because I tested positive for ROS1, I was able to enter a clinical trial for the targeted therapy crizotinib, a drug which inhibits my ROS1-driven cancer. The trial treatment eliminated both nodules and has given me No Evidence of Disease Status for five months. I am once again able to enjoy traveling, writing, and doing things with my family. If I had not had leftover biopsy slides, an EMN biopsy would have been my only opportunity to obtain enough tissue to test for ROS1. Without that ROS1 trial and crizotinib, I might be dead by now.
Doctors who don’t keep current on new treatment options and then decide a biopsy “is not going to affect long-term health outcomes” for metastatic lung cancer patients are insuring those patients will die sooner rather than later. That’s not the kind of health insurance I want. Do you?

Jim Kelly, 1970s karate film master, RIP

 
 
Cool karate man Jim Kelly who starred in such films as "Enter the Dragon" and "Blackbelt Jones" died this weekend. He was 67. Above, Kelly gives some nasty cops the what-for in "Three The Hard Way" (1974).